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YOUNG FEMALE: This is the secure room. Record says they built this in ’84 in case there was a general riot.
ADMIRAL ENGELUND: Seems they weren’t far off
ENSIGN MATHESON: Watch your head, sir. We’ll be starting the broad-spectrum masking in a few minutes, so try not to say anything too loud.
AML. ENGELUND: Right.
BERG:-coming off right in between the… well, I’ll be. Kevin Engelund, in the flesh.
AML. ENGELUND: James Berg. How are you, you fat bastard?
BERG: (LAUGHTER) I’m not fat, I’m just trying to look like your wife to make you more comfortable.
AML. ENGELUND: Still not married, Jimmy, still not married.
BERG: You always were the ugly brat at the back of the class.
CPN. VILNIUS: Captain Merrick Vilnius, at your service.
AML. ENGELUND: Admiral Ugly Brat, pleasure to meet you.
CPN. VILNIUS: (LAUGHTER)
YOUNG FEMALE: I hate to break this up, gentlemen, but shall we sit down?
BERG: Yeah, yeah. So, how you doing, Kevin?
AML. ENGELUND: How’d you do it, Jimmy? I mean really, how’d you take Io?
BERG: Like I said, the stupid bastards killed each other over it.
AML. ENGELUND: Really.
BERG: I mean it, I’m not fucking kidding! I landed in the big, uh, big whatchamacallit, the Em-See-See, next thing I know, I’ve got blips on my com-tac telling me there’s a fight going on, I set up a radar tower, then boom! Something goes up, nuclear by the vibes, and I’ve got a clear board! The whole fucking station, wiped out! Amazing!
ENSIGN MATHESON: Gentlemen, I hate to say this, but could you keep it down a little? We are not one hundred per cent secure here.
BERG: Right, right, sorry, sorry. Exciting times, huh Kevin?
AML. ENGELUND: Exciting times.
BERG: So… you gonna tell me about this plan of yours, or what?
AML. ENGELUND: Simple. We catch ARM with their pants down and take out the Makemake installation with a quick smash-and-grab, make it a free mining colony like you just did with Io, and then we sit and watch as Armand and Blake lose control of the Kuiper.
CPN. VILNIUS: You’re talking about breaking the armistice.
AML. ENGELUND: It’s a bit too late for considerations like that, don’t you think, Captain? Jim’s move on Io is aggression to them. Think about it: if they were willing to send a SpecOps team to take down the Murasaks, they have to have had ambitions for that place, and Tcheky Armand is not a man who likes his ambitions thwarted.
YOUNG FEMALE: But I-
AML. ENGELUND: Certainly not by us. By you.
ENSIGN MATHESON: Gentlemen, we are secure. Intra-spec SIE scanning in place, third-level masking protocols in the green. Countermeasures active… standing by for DCS confirm.
CPN. VILNIUS: But what about the trade agreements? The free mining rights for oceanic territories on Earth? We make an aggressive move out here in the System, Armand is going to crack down on us at home.
AML. ENGELUND: First, Armand doesn’t have the manpower to do that. His SpecOps team just botched a minor offensive in Northern Europe, turning it into a bloodbath for all sides, not to mention losing whatever command officer was in the Em-See-See that went up on Io. There’s not enough troops lying around for an amphib assault. Second, it was only a matter of time before those outposts came under fire, from Armand or someone else. This will just be a pre-emptive strike… trust me, conflict with the ARM… is inevitable at this point.
CPN. VILNIUS: There is also the small matter of the armed locals.
BERG: Independent miners who set up shop there weeks ago. Armed to the teeth with black market ‘bots and tanks… probably sold their mothers for a share in that rock.
AML. ENGELUND: Well, they’ll have to pick a side. When we come for the ARM base, we can present them with an ultimatum-
BERG: We?
AML. ENGELUND: I’ll be right in there with you, Jim. I’ve got a Mobile Command Centre revved up and ready to go in… one-eight minutes?
ENSIGN MATHESON: Confirm, one-eight, sir.
BERG: Now? We’re leaving now?
AML. ENGELUND: No time like the present. What do you say, Mr. Vilnius? Can we close a pincer on the outpost fast enough to overwhelm them.
CPN. VILNIUS: Well… that’s… difficult to say, sir. We have an approximate location for the base in the large-scale mines south of Midridge, but the depth of the trenches… well, it’s pretty much impossible to get anything other than broadband com-tac. The area’s just too big and the trenches too deep.
AML. ENGELUND: So we go in seat-of-the-pants. We’ll do imaging with acoustics and res-packages as we go along.
YOUNG FEMALE: We go in hot like that, there’s not going to be much room to maneuver when we find them.
AML. ENGELUND: So we go in in full force, Samsons, Lugers and Merls with light Kbot support.
BERG: Well?
CPN. VILNIUS: No. There’s no room to maneuver anything larger than a Kbot in there, much less an M-One-Nineteen. This is gonna be hard, fast guerilla tactics if we do this, with small, dedicated teams of Kbots and not much else. The resources we have in there wouldn’t let you ‘lathe the victors anyway.
AML. ENGELUND: It’s a mine, isn’t it?
CPN. VILNIUS: Well, yes and no, sir. It’s a depleted mine… sure, there’s some raw material lying around, but we’re not talking Io here, sir. This place was mined pretty much because it was there and the ARM were desperate. Used to be, that anything big enough for hydrostat was mining fodder in the Kuiper; now, they’ve pretty much pulled out of everything except the big plutoids.
AML. ENGELUND: Fair enough; guerilla tactics it is. Small dedicated teams to clear the canyons so we can establish a cordoned perimeter, and I’ll lead the recon myself.
YOUNG FEMALE: Can I just say… one thing?
AML. ENGELUND: Yes.
YOUNG FEMALE: Well… these local miners, they’re not ARM sponsored, are they?
BERG: Nah. Local yokels, prospies out of Pluto, Charon and Titania. City boys.
CPN. VILNIUS: And you aren’t?
BERG: (CHUCKLES)
YOUNG FEMALE: Well… couldn’t we bypass the fight entirely and have these prospectors do our fighting for us?
AML. ENGELUND: Explain.
YOUNG FEMALE: You said we won’t have anything but broadband com-tac going in. Neither will they, right?
CPN. VILNIUS: Right.
YOUNG FEMALE: So, all we have to do is set up shop out of range of the ARM network, blow up a Kbot or two and wait for them to pick up the vibrations. They’ll send out a team to the only other armed force on the planet-
ENSIGN MATHESON: The locals-
YOUNG FEMALE: Right, and knowing the ARM home guard they’ll shoot first-
AML. ENGELUND: …and ask their questions with more shooting. Inspired.
BERG: You really think this Spy Vs Spy crap is gonna work?
CPN. VILNIUS: Why shouldn’t it? It worked for us on Io.
BERG: That was pretty much blind luck, Ricky. And we can’t bank on being that lucky twice.
YOUNG FEMALE: You won’t have to be.
BERG: What?
YOUNG FEMALE: Well, there’s really no impediment to setting up a base there anyway. We could implement my plan and prepare for the guerilla fight Captain Vilnius just described; they’re not mutually exclusive. Worst-case scenario, we’ll have a stand-up fight against armed miners and ARM Civil Guard irregulars.
BERG: And best-case?
AML. ENGELUND: Your people will have gained two world in two weeks without firing a shot.
BERG: Alright, I’m sold. Rick?
CPN. VILNIUS: I’m in.
AML. ENGELUND: Good. I propose we transfer to Captain Vilnius’s em-see-see to discuss the specifics, and end-mark our IFF frequencies for com-tac. Agreed?
BERG: Yeah.
CPN. VILNIUS: Aye.
AML. ENGELUND: Excellent. Ensign?
ENSIGN MATHESON: Copy that. Prepare for blackout volumes, masking is going off-line.
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YOUNG FEMALE: This is the secure room. Record says they built this in ’84 in case there was a general riot.
ADMIRAL ENGELUND: Seems they weren’t far off
ENSIGN MATHESON: Watch your head, sir. We’ll be starting the broad-spectrum masking in a few minutes, so try not to say anything too loud.
AML. ENGELUND: Right.
BERG:-coming off right in between the… well, I’ll be. Kevin Engelund, in the flesh.
AML. ENGELUND: James Berg. How are you, you fat bastard?
BERG: (LAUGHTER) I’m not fat, I’m just trying to look like your wife to make you more comfortable.
AML. ENGELUND: Still not married, Jimmy, still not married.
BERG: You always were the ugly brat at the back of the class.
CPN. VILNIUS: Captain Merrick Vilnius, at your service.
AML. ENGELUND: Admiral Ugly Brat, pleasure to meet you.
CPN. VILNIUS: (LAUGHTER)
YOUNG FEMALE: I hate to break this up, gentlemen, but shall we sit down?
BERG: Yeah, yeah. So, how you doing, Kevin?
AML. ENGELUND: How’d you do it, Jimmy? I mean really, how’d you take Io?
BERG: Like I said, the stupid bastards killed each other over it.
AML. ENGELUND: Really.
BERG: I mean it, I’m not fucking kidding! I landed in the big, uh, big whatchamacallit, the Em-See-See, next thing I know, I’ve got blips on my com-tac telling me there’s a fight going on, I set up a radar tower, then boom! Something goes up, nuclear by the vibes, and I’ve got a clear board! The whole fucking station, wiped out! Amazing!
ENSIGN MATHESON: Gentlemen, I hate to say this, but could you keep it down a little? We are not one hundred per cent secure here.
BERG: Right, right, sorry, sorry. Exciting times, huh Kevin?
AML. ENGELUND: Exciting times.
BERG: So… you gonna tell me about this plan of yours, or what?
AML. ENGELUND: Simple. We catch ARM with their pants down and take out the Makemake installation with a quick smash-and-grab, make it a free mining colony like you just did with Io, and then we sit and watch as Armand and Blake lose control of the Kuiper.
CPN. VILNIUS: You’re talking about breaking the armistice.
AML. ENGELUND: It’s a bit too late for considerations like that, don’t you think, Captain? Jim’s move on Io is aggression to them. Think about it: if they were willing to send a SpecOps team to take down the Murasaks, they have to have had ambitions for that place, and Tcheky Armand is not a man who likes his ambitions thwarted.
YOUNG FEMALE: But I-
AML. ENGELUND: Certainly not by us. By you.
ENSIGN MATHESON: Gentlemen, we are secure. Intra-spec SIE scanning in place, third-level masking protocols in the green. Countermeasures active… standing by for DCS confirm.
CPN. VILNIUS: But what about the trade agreements? The free mining rights for oceanic territories on Earth? We make an aggressive move out here in the System, Armand is going to crack down on us at home.
AML. ENGELUND: First, Armand doesn’t have the manpower to do that. His SpecOps team just botched a minor offensive in Northern Europe, turning it into a bloodbath for all sides, not to mention losing whatever command officer was in the Em-See-See that went up on Io. There’s not enough troops lying around for an amphib assault. Second, it was only a matter of time before those outposts came under fire, from Armand or someone else. This will just be a pre-emptive strike… trust me, conflict with the ARM… is inevitable at this point.
CPN. VILNIUS: There is also the small matter of the armed locals.
BERG: Independent miners who set up shop there weeks ago. Armed to the teeth with black market ‘bots and tanks… probably sold their mothers for a share in that rock.
AML. ENGELUND: Well, they’ll have to pick a side. When we come for the ARM base, we can present them with an ultimatum-
BERG: We?
AML. ENGELUND: I’ll be right in there with you, Jim. I’ve got a Mobile Command Centre revved up and ready to go in… one-eight minutes?
ENSIGN MATHESON: Confirm, one-eight, sir.
BERG: Now? We’re leaving now?
AML. ENGELUND: No time like the present. What do you say, Mr. Vilnius? Can we close a pincer on the outpost fast enough to overwhelm them.
CPN. VILNIUS: Well… that’s… difficult to say, sir. We have an approximate location for the base in the large-scale mines south of Midridge, but the depth of the trenches… well, it’s pretty much impossible to get anything other than broadband com-tac. The area’s just too big and the trenches too deep.
AML. ENGELUND: So we go in seat-of-the-pants. We’ll do imaging with acoustics and res-packages as we go along.
YOUNG FEMALE: We go in hot like that, there’s not going to be much room to maneuver when we find them.
AML. ENGELUND: So we go in in full force, Samsons, Lugers and Merls with light Kbot support.
BERG: Well?
CPN. VILNIUS: No. There’s no room to maneuver anything larger than a Kbot in there, much less an M-One-Nineteen. This is gonna be hard, fast guerilla tactics if we do this, with small, dedicated teams of Kbots and not much else. The resources we have in there wouldn’t let you ‘lathe the victors anyway.
AML. ENGELUND: It’s a mine, isn’t it?
CPN. VILNIUS: Well, yes and no, sir. It’s a depleted mine… sure, there’s some raw material lying around, but we’re not talking Io here, sir. This place was mined pretty much because it was there and the ARM were desperate. Used to be, that anything big enough for hydrostat was mining fodder in the Kuiper; now, they’ve pretty much pulled out of everything except the big plutoids.
AML. ENGELUND: Fair enough; guerilla tactics it is. Small dedicated teams to clear the canyons so we can establish a cordoned perimeter, and I’ll lead the recon myself.
YOUNG FEMALE: Can I just say… one thing?
AML. ENGELUND: Yes.
YOUNG FEMALE: Well… these local miners, they’re not ARM sponsored, are they?
BERG: Nah. Local yokels, prospies out of Pluto, Charon and Titania. City boys.
CPN. VILNIUS: And you aren’t?
BERG: (CHUCKLES)
YOUNG FEMALE: Well… couldn’t we bypass the fight entirely and have these prospectors do our fighting for us?
AML. ENGELUND: Explain.
YOUNG FEMALE: You said we won’t have anything but broadband com-tac going in. Neither will they, right?
CPN. VILNIUS: Right.
YOUNG FEMALE: So, all we have to do is set up shop out of range of the ARM network, blow up a Kbot or two and wait for them to pick up the vibrations. They’ll send out a team to the only other armed force on the planet-
ENSIGN MATHESON: The locals-
YOUNG FEMALE: Right, and knowing the ARM home guard they’ll shoot first-
AML. ENGELUND: …and ask their questions with more shooting. Inspired.
BERG: You really think this Spy Vs Spy crap is gonna work?
CPN. VILNIUS: Why shouldn’t it? It worked for us on Io.
BERG: That was pretty much blind luck, Ricky. And we can’t bank on being that lucky twice.
YOUNG FEMALE: You won’t have to be.
BERG: What?
YOUNG FEMALE: Well, there’s really no impediment to setting up a base there anyway. We could implement my plan and prepare for the guerilla fight Captain Vilnius just described; they’re not mutually exclusive. Worst-case scenario, we’ll have a stand-up fight against armed miners and ARM Civil Guard irregulars.
BERG: And best-case?
AML. ENGELUND: Your people will have gained two world in two weeks without firing a shot.
BERG: Alright, I’m sold. Rick?
CPN. VILNIUS: I’m in.
AML. ENGELUND: Good. I propose we transfer to Captain Vilnius’s em-see-see to discuss the specifics, and end-mark our IFF frequencies for com-tac. Agreed?
BERG: Yeah.
CPN. VILNIUS: Aye.
AML. ENGELUND: Excellent. Ensign?
ENSIGN MATHESON: Copy that. Prepare for blackout volumes, masking is going off-line.
END TRANSCRIPT – CODING SOURCED AT DESIGNATE: 128465087638-#h22.44/84. File crop under code designate “ABLE” “JESSOP” “ATOLL” “SINGAPORE” All cross-referencing disabled.